Hey fuckers, its Ashley. SNR2K14. 17 years young.
Hailee. Leigha. Nicholas. Sam. Hannah. MYBABY[11.23.13]♥
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tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

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the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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christian couples calling eachother fetus instead of baby bc to them it’s the same thing

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do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

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Bad Bitches through the ages


"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death

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i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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The Gentleman’s Guide Here


The Gentleman’s Guide Here